The Deal

 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the

other of the afterlife.  Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife

at all.  After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.  True

to his word, he made the first contact.

 "Marian,

 Marian"

 "Is that you, Bob?"

 "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

 "That's wonderful!

 What's it like?"

 "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.  I have breakfast, and then

it's off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and

then have sex a couple more times.  Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots

of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex

the rest of the afternoon.

 After supper, it's back to the golf course again.

 Then it's more sex until late at night.  I catch some much needed sleep,

and then the next day, it starts allover again"



 "Oh, Bob, you must be in Heaven!" Not exactly.  I'm a rabbit on a golf

course in Tucson

 
 
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