A flight attendant

 

The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple onboard, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.

 

“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, graceful and rich looking female passenger onboard.

She looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, old, redhead slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous.

We must save the lady!"

 

The Captain responds, "Patricia, I’ve told you before....You do not work for United Airlines anymore. This is Air Force One. For the last time...please learn to respect the American President!"</p />
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