Graduation Speech

 

Gentlemen:
Unquestionable wisdom from a pilot friend:
 
OLD PILOTS WISDOM ... invited to speak to the graduating class!
 
 
I was the only speaker to show up, so I had the stage to myself. I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bull****; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions.

The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?"

The last one asked was, "Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?"

I said, "That's an easy one. Looking back over my lifetime, I've spent most of my money on guns, airplanes, fast cars, women and whiskey. The rest I just wasted."

I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:

1) If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it.

2) If it's got tits or tires, you're going to have problems with

 


I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish.They need to know this shit !

 

 

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