Irish joke

Paddy & Mick

Paddy  is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he  sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red  Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow  pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the  left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic  striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle  by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both  sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained  vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a  pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says  Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of  me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been  having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist  suggested I should do something sexy to a tractor".

 

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