Jeff Foxworthy ---This is good

Funny,  its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope,  Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc  etc, but  its insensitive to make jokes about  Muslims.

The  sooner we are all on same level playing field  the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on  Muslims: 

1. If you  refine heroin for a living,   but you have a moral  objection to liquor, 

You may be a Muslim.  

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a  £5,000 rocket launcher,  but you can't afford  shoes,

You may be a Muslim. 

3. If you  have more wives than teeth, 

You may be a  Muslim. 

4. If you wipe your bum with  your bare hand but consider bacon to  be unclean, 

You may be a Muslim. 

5.  If you think vests come in two styles:   Bullet-proof and  suicide. 

You may be a Muslim 

6. If  you can't think of anyone you haven't declared  jihad against, 

You may be a Muslim.  

7. If you consider television  dangerous but routinely carry  explosives in your clothing, 

You may be a  Muslim. 

8. If you were amazed to  discover that cell phones   have uses other than  setting off roadside bombs, 

You may be a  Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against  women  and think every man  should own at least four, 

You may be a  Muslim.  

10.  If you find this offensive or racist and don't  forward it, 

You may be a Muslim. 

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