New neighbor

         This is my new neighbor...


 


She's single...


She lives right across the road.


I can see her place from my deck.


I watched as she got home from work this

evening.


I was surprised when she walked across the

street and up my driveway and

knocked on my door.


I rushed to open it, she looks at me and

says,


"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have

this strong urge to have a good

time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?"


I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm

free, I have no plans at all!"


She said, "Great! Could you

watch my dog?"


Being a senior citizen, really sucks! 

 

 

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