La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta más grande e importante de su historia

La pregunta fue: 'Por favor, diga honradamente qué opina de la escasez de alimentos en el resto del mundo'

Los resultados no han podido ser más desalentadores. La encuesta ha sido un total fracaso, porque:

Los europeos no entendieron qué significaba 'escasez'.

Los africanos no sabían qué eran 'alimentos'.

Los israelíes no entendieron qué quería decir 'por favor'.

Los estadounidenses preguntaban qué significa 'el resto del mundo.

Chinos, cubanos y países árabes pedían que les explicaran que significa 'opina'.

Y en los Parlamentos español, argentino, colombiano, chileno, boliviano, peruano, brasileño y venezolano, se sigue debatiendo qué coño es eso de 'honradamente'

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