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Van en un vagón de tren una gorda fea, una rubia guapísima, un catalán y un asturiano

 

De repente, el tren se mete en un túnel y se queda el vagón a oscura; entonces se oye un guantazo enorme: PLASSS!!!.

 

El tren atraviesa el túnel y vuelve la luz. Los cuatro pasajeros se quedan pensando en lo que ha podido ocurrir.

 

La gorda piensa: "seguro que el asturiano le ha metido mano a la rubia, la rubia se ha mosqueado y le ha dado un guantazo".

 

La rubia piensa: " seguro que el de Asturias ha intentado meterme mano, se ha equivocado y la gorda le ha dado una guantazo".

 

El catalán, por su parte, piensa: seguro que el asturiano le ha metido mano a la rubia, la rubia se ha equivocado y me ha dado un bofetón a mi".

 

Finalmente el asturiano piensa: "a ver si llega otro túnel y le meto otra ostia  al catalán"

 

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