Penis van Lesbian

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and 

said, "I want to be a movie star."

   Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right 

credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?"

   The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

   The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into 

Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

   "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, 

I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

   The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for 

will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! 

I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be 

able to represent you."

   "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said 

and he left the agent's office.

   FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his 

office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The 

agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads 

the letter enclosed...

   Dear Sir,

   Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor 

in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to 

make it with my God-given birth name, I refused.

   You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like 

Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you 

said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too 

much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. 

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed 

check is a token of my appreciation.

   Thank you for your advice.


   Dick van Dyke


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