The Secret!

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Bless her little heart... How sweet...

 

The secret to long life...
 


 

 A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:

 

She was sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

 

 


"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  

 

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I don't exercise at all."

 

"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Forty," she replied


 

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