Working Women
Three women, worked in the same office at Canary Wharf. They had the same female boss and each day, the boss left work, early.
One day, the women decided that when the boss left, they would leave, too.
After all, she never called, or came back to work, so she would never know that they went home early.
Pauline the brunette from Stepney was thrilled to get home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and was able to get a nice dinner ready for her husband when he got home.
Ann, the redhead from Lewisham, was elated to be able to get in a quick workout, at the Spa, before meeting a dinner date.
Tracy the blonde from Romford, was happy to get home early and couldn't wait to surprise her Husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise, coming from inside her bedroom.
Slowly and quietly, she opened the bedroom door just wide enough to peep in and was horrified, to see her boss in bed with her husband. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, Pauline and Ann said that they planned to leave early again that day, and they asked Tracy if she was going to go with them.
"Not bloody likely" she said, "I nearly got caught yesterday."