Happy New Year to everyone
A retired guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, "Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week." Joe gives it a moment's thought and says: "Sure! Why not? Where's the vacuum?" Half an hour later, Joe comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running; I thought you were going to do the vacuuming?" Exasperated, Joe answers, "The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one." "Really?" she says, "Show me -- it worked fine the last time." So he shows her.
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